And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.
-A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Rita Volk. (x)
the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
#i’m imagining tyrion running around fucking shit up so jaime doesn’t feel awkward anymore #jaime keeps not being able to open doors #so tyrion yells at people for closing doors #jaime can’t use silverware #so tyrion starts eating with his hands (via jeynegrey)
I want a home. I want a family. I want someone to love me, and I want to live.
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
we teach kids the periodic table but not the targaryen family tree? let’s get the focus back on education, folks.
My favourite part of Spring Breakers: A violent montage set to Everytime by Britney Spears.